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☎장난전화1

수화기를든다..
맘에 드는 번호를 뚜뚜뚜 누른다
띠리리링~♪
그쪽:여보세요^^
나:저 토낀데요 사냥꾼이 쫓아와요(그리고 그냥 끊는다)
또 전화를 건다..
그쪽:여보세요~ ^^;
나:저 토낀데요 사냥꾼이 쫓아와요 도와주세요(미련없이 또 끊는다)
다시 전화를 건다
그쪽:야!! 너 토끼지!! 너죽을래!!!!!!
나:넵 저토끼에요^^ 도와주세요~~
뚝....
다시전화를 건당..=0=
그쪽:야!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!왜 장난전화야 토끼이넘 주글래!!!!!!!!!!
나:(목소리를 가담듬고)네? 장난전화랴뇨..^^;;
그쪽:아.. 죄송해요....>.< 누구시져?
나:저 사냥꾼인데요.. 토끼 못 보셨어요?
뚜욱.....
음햐햐~ 전화할 때 절대 웃으면 안된다
긍대 마지막말을 했을때 받아치는 사람두 있다
그쪽:예.. 토끼 절루 갔는데요..
그럼 그냥 끊어야 한다... (고수다)헐..

☎장난전화2☎
우선 중국집에 전화를 한다
띠리리링~~♪
그쪽:여보세요~중국집입니다
나:짜장면 있어여?
그쪽:네~`있는데여.몇그릇 갔다 드릴까여?
나:아니 그냥... 짜장면 좀 바꿔 주세요.

☎장난전화3☎

아무때나 전화를 건다..
누군가가 받으면 내가 먼저 '여보세요'를 외친다..
그다음 아래와 같이 될것이다
나: 여보세요..
? : 여보세요..
나: 누구세요?
? : 당신이 걸었잖아요...!
나: 어허.. 이사람보게.. 당신이 걸었잖소..
? : 이런 미친X을 봤나! 당신 누구야!
나: 아니, 언제 봤다고 반말이야! 당장 안끊으면 신고해버린닷!!
? : 헉...
꼭 위와 같이 된단 보장이 없으니 약간의 연기력이 필요하다..

☎장난전화4☎

언제나처럼 전화를 건다..
누군가가 받는다...
그러면 나는 아주아주 조심스럽게, 작게,
알아들을수 없을정도로 소곤소곤 얘기한다..
(아무내용이나 상관없다..)
그러면 반대쪽 사람은 그 얘길 들으려고 전화기에 귀를
바짝 붙일것이다.. 그때... 당신이..'악~~~!!!!!!!!!'
그 사람 기절한다..-_-;;

☎장난전화5☎

역시 중국집..
가게: 네, 홍콩반점입니다..
나 : 예, 여기 %#@^%*@#!^&* 인데요.. 짜장면 두그릇이랑 짬뽕 세그
릇, 탕수육 두그릇, 볶음밥 세그릇 먹는 꿈꿨어요~~ 하~~ 안녕~~

☎장난전화6☎

*******따르르르릉~따르르르릉~~
수신자 : 여보세요?
송신자 : (아주 목소리를 깔고)아버지 계시니?
수신자 : 저어...안 계신데요....(아버지가 계신다구 하면 말짱꽝 이
니 끊을것)
송신자 : (아주 친근한 척)오호! 그래? 그럼 네가 첫째니? 둘째니?
수신자 : 둘째인데요...(만약 외동딸이나 아들이라면 얼버무릴 것)
송신자 : 그래? 이제 니가 몇 학년이더라?
수신자 : 네...중학교 1학년요....
송신자 : 어머니도 잘 계시고?
수신자 : 네에...잘 계셔요...
송신자 : 목소리가 아주 의젓해졌구나! 그런데 이 아저씨 모르겠어?
수신자 : 네에...잘 모르겠는데요...(가끔 안다고 하는 이상한 애들
이있음....주의!)
송신자 : 그럼 메모 좀 남길래?
수신자 : 잠깐요, 펜좀 찾구요... 말씀하세요
송신자 : 음....아버지 오시면..... 장난 전화 왔다고 전해드려라


유머는 유머일뿐 따라하지 맙시다.^-^*
엮인글 :

jwk

2014.03.06 09:16:45

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